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by Safebyahare » Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:02 pm

Murphy's Law 131: If a person helps you out in a time of need, they will return the next time they are in need.
Or once a fool always a fool.
Last Sunday my dd came home after playing a tournament in Las Vegas, a place near Red Rock, where the fields are clay red.
She asked "dad will you wash my white uniforms while I do homework? I will do the rest myself." I said yes.
This weekend she came home again, and ask "dad will you do my white uniforms?, I will do the rest." I said ok.
She then says "oh I have some extra ones in there my roommates who saw how good mine looked and I said ok.".

I burn my left hand on the stove fire, I check to see if the fire is still hot with my right.
Next time I hand her the bar detergent soap from the 99cent store.
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by Battle » Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:39 pm

Safebyahare wrote:Murphy's Law 131: If a person helps you out in a time of need, they will return the next time they are in need.
Or once a fool always a fool.
Last Sunday my dd came home after playing a tournament in Las Vegas, a place near Red Rock, where the fields are clay red.
She asked "dad will you wash my white uniforms while I do homework? I will do the rest myself." I said yes.
This weekend she came home again, and ask "dad will you do my white uniforms?, I will do the rest." I said ok.
She then says "oh I have some extra ones in there my roommates who saw how good mine looked and I said ok.".

I burn my left hand on the stove fire, I check to see if the fire is still hot with my right.
Next time I hand her the bar detergent soap from the 99cent store.

That's rich... :lol:
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by Pale Rider » Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:52 am

Bunny man...SOIL LOVE...
Thank BAM2 later 8-)
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