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by blackwidow » Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:55 pm

Jesus Of Nazareth, Enemy Of The State, Executed For Treason

Jesus of Nazareth was executed today on the orders of the Roman State. Method of execution: Crucifixion. The charge under Roman law was treason, and under Herodian law blasphemy against the Temple. The evidence against this anarchist was so strong that authorities of both the Roman State and the Kingdom of Herod concurred with the arrest and execution, and he was subjected to trial by both governments. And in a rare uprising of spontaneous collective justice, the mass of people who were gathered for Passover called for his execution as well. The mob affirmed their loyalty to the state, chanting, “We have no king but Caesar.”

Friday’s execution ended a career as an anti-government agitator with a long history of lawlessness. The family was in possession of falsified, illegal, and unsanctioned genealogical records which claim to indicate that Jesus was of royal lineage, and undermined the legitimate claim of Herod to the throne. The malicious claim, which has been spread widely among the people, is that the King is an Idumean and not a Jew. The king is tormented by this claim, and laments that shortly after his father’s rise to power the genealogical records (which would certainly have proven his legitimate right to reign) perished in a mysterious fire, likely set by anti-government agitators.

Even as a young child, Jesus was recognized as an enemy of the state and was sentenced to death by the current King’s predecessor, Herod the Great. Subversive foreign agents lied to the king, and with their help Jesus and his family escaped the lawful orders of the government authority by illegally emigrating to Egypt, where they remained in hiding until the death of the king. Afterwards they are known to have illegally immigrated back into greater Israel, where they settled in Galilee, toward the edge of the kingdom, and far from the swift justice of the capital region.

Jesus, who is also treasonously called The Christ by his followers, embarked on a public career roughly three years ago, with the assistance of his cousin, John, who himself was executed by the state for lack of respect for the office of the king.

Jesus’ criminal career included public insults of the king (calling Herod a ‘fox’ and ‘a reed blowing in the wind’), implying that the Roman state was under God and not properly the other way around, harassment of government officials including at least one tax collector and one Sanhedrin member, as well as ordering and/or encouraging them to remit wealth back to the people from whom it was lawfully taxed. He was also guilty of a series of actions which treasonously called into legitimacy organs of the state such as Herod’s Temple. For example, he offered forgiveness and fellowship with God to sinners, violating the temple monopoly of public expiation and forgiveness. Furthermore, he illegally trespassed on government property and interfered with state-sanctioned money-changing operations which were properly operating with the permission of the appointees of the king at state-approved exchange rates.
He was able for a time to avoid arrest through a tactic of cleverly disguising his anti-government propaganda in the form of coded answers, suggestive but ambiguous analogies, and confusing aphorisms, by which he managed to gather a following without giving clear evidence of his treasonous views. However, his anti-government propaganda eventually became undeniable: Predicting the destruction of Herod’s temple, and even denying its legitimacy, declaring it to be “desolate.”

His execution was swift and merciless, and his disciples have been scattered. Authorities are confident that his name will quickly be forgotten, while Rome, the eternal city, will last forever. The temple built on the power of the Roman state and Herodian kingship will stand forever. Authorities assure the people that the ultimate punishment on which all state power rests, death by execution, is the final word on this short episode in Roman history.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jerrybowyer ... r-treason/
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by tbjd33 » Sat Apr 04, 2015 8:37 pm

blackwidow wrote:Jesus Of Nazareth, Enemy Of The State, Executed For Treason

Jesus of Nazareth was executed today on the orders of the Roman State. Method of execution: Crucifixion. The charge under Roman law was treason, and under Herodian law blasphemy against the Temple. The evidence against this anarchist was so strong that authorities of both the Roman State and the Kingdom of Herod concurred with the arrest and execution, and he was subjected to trial by both governments. And in a rare uprising of spontaneous collective justice, the mass of people who were gathered for Passover called for his execution as well. The mob affirmed their loyalty to the state, chanting, “We have no king but Caesar.”

Friday’s execution ended a career as an anti-government agitator with a long history of lawlessness. The family was in possession of falsified, illegal, and unsanctioned genealogical records which claim to indicate that Jesus was of royal lineage, and undermined the legitimate claim of Herod to the throne. The malicious claim, which has been spread widely among the people, is that the King is an Idumean and not a Jew. The king is tormented by this claim, and laments that shortly after his father’s rise to power the genealogical records (which would certainly have proven his legitimate right to reign) perished in a mysterious fire, likely set by anti-government agitators.

Even as a young child, Jesus was recognized as an enemy of the state and was sentenced to death by the current King’s predecessor, Herod the Great. Subversive foreign agents lied to the king, and with their help Jesus and his family escaped the lawful orders of the government authority by illegally emigrating to Egypt, where they remained in hiding until the death of the king. Afterwards they are known to have illegally immigrated back into greater Israel, where they settled in Galilee, toward the edge of the kingdom, and far from the swift justice of the capital region.

Jesus, who is also treasonously called The Christ by his followers, embarked on a public career roughly three years ago, with the assistance of his cousin, John, who himself was executed by the state for lack of respect for the office of the king.

Jesus’ criminal career included public insults of the king (calling Herod a ‘fox’ and ‘a reed blowing in the wind’), implying that the Roman state was under God and not properly the other way around, harassment of government officials including at least one tax collector and one Sanhedrin member, as well as ordering and/or encouraging them to remit wealth back to the people from whom it was lawfully taxed. He was also guilty of a series of actions which treasonously called into legitimacy organs of the state such as Herod’s Temple. For example, he offered forgiveness and fellowship with God to sinners, violating the temple monopoly of public expiation and forgiveness. Furthermore, he illegally trespassed on government property and interfered with state-sanctioned money-changing operations which were properly operating with the permission of the appointees of the king at state-approved exchange rates.
He was able for a time to avoid arrest through a tactic of cleverly disguising his anti-government propaganda in the form of coded answers, suggestive but ambiguous analogies, and confusing aphorisms, by which he managed to gather a following without giving clear evidence of his treasonous views. However, his anti-government propaganda eventually became undeniable: Predicting the destruction of Herod’s temple, and even denying its legitimacy, declaring it to be “desolate.”

His execution was swift and merciless, and his disciples have been scattered. Authorities are confident that his name will quickly be forgotten, while Rome, the eternal city, will last forever. The temple built on the power of the Roman state and Herodian kingship will stand forever. Authorities assure the people that the ultimate punishment on which all state power rests, death by execution, is the final word on this short episode in Roman history.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jerrybowyer ... r-treason/
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJKjY0fI5HI


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Curious Black Widow... Did you post this as a belief of yours attempting to disparage My Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ or are you posting as satire to show the modern stupidity and ignorance?

Cause I know it's not politically correct to defend the Cross but I would gladly stand up and call it what it is no matter the place or time. Cause He who denies the Son will be denied by the Father. That's not PC but it sure scares the living day lights out of me!

Your curious devoted believer of Jesus Christ...
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by exD1dad » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:57 pm

Curious BW if you're just a pathetic pot stirrer who has too much time on their hands & enjoys attempting to piss off & hurt others to either disguise your own pain, sadness & disappointments in the cards life has handed you or if you are so fundamentally disillusioned & damaged by what you perceive as your own intellectual awareness that you actually think is enlightenment? Not that you would answer that question as you NEVER respond to MY posts back to you.

Either way, I will pray for you. Lord knows you need help.
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by DonnieS » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:29 am

exD1dad wrote:Curious BW if you're just a pathetic pot stirrer who has too much time on their hands & enjoys attempting to piss off & hurt others to either disguise your own pain, sadness & disappointments in the cards life has handed you or if you are so fundamentally disillusioned & damaged by what you perceive as your own intellectual awareness that you actually think is enlightenment? Not that you would answer that question as you NEVER respond to MY posts back to you.

Either way, I will pray for you. Lord knows you need help.


I pray for things like BW - just because I should. My wish is that it would just crawl back under its rock and stay there.
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by tbjd33 » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:50 am

“Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live, and everyone who lives and believes in me shall never die. Do you believe this?””
‭‭John‬ ‭11:25-26‬ ‭ESV‬‬
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by Safebyahare » Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:54 pm

A very provocative post BW. A great job of the comparisons.
I am a Christian and do not find this offensive.
Your illustration between Jesus who was a rabble rouser and an anarchist of his time who not only questioned those who had the power, he gave cause to question their power. This went for the State (Roman empire) and Faith.
I even heard he turned over some tables in the process.
I this case however, it was good that the masses were stupid. If they were smart they would have let him live.
Of course this would mean the devil would win, and we would carry sin to the grave. ( eternal death)
The good news is that we were a stupid mass!!! He died for our sins, and
I heard he rose from the grave to hide Easter eggs. :o
Thanks for sharing a part of the story of Jesus on Easter BW. ;)
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by tbjd33 » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:21 pm

Safebyahare wrote:A very provocative post BW. A great job of the comparisons.
I am a Christian and do not find this offensive.
Your illustration between Jesus who was a rabble rouser and an anarchist of his time who not only questioned those who had the power, he gave cause to question their power. This went for the State (Roman empire) and Faith.
I even heard he turned over some tables in the process.
I this case however, it was good that the masses were stupid. If they were smart they would have let him live.
Of course this would mean the devil would win, and we would carry sin to the grave. ( eternal death)
The good news is that we were a stupid mass!!! He died for our sins, and
I heard he rose from the grave to hide Easter eggs. :o
Thanks for sharing a part of the story of Jesus on Easter BW. ;)
He so loved the world and man that he gave his only son.


Being a Christian you should know Jesus gave his life. Jesus wasn't Killed by anyone. He willingly laid down his life for EVERYONE. That act was necessary for the promise to be fulfilled.

People don't let the Truth to be twisted nor misunderstood. This isn't politics or Religion. It's about Truth and Choice!

Until this tread I've honored the the premise of Heybucket. I feel this is a softball forum. There are times and places to speak of my Faith. Never thought I would need to clarify or defend in any forum Christianity. But now days it's the "cool" thing to bash Christanity and /or Judaism.

Happy Ressurection Day!
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by Dugout Dad » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:33 am

This story is written in satire, inaccurate political satire and comparisons. For example, using illegal immigration.

help Jesus and his family escaped the lawful orders of the government authority by illegally emigrating to Egypt, where they remained in hiding until the death of the king. Afterwards they are known to have illegally immigrated back into greater Israel, where they settled in Galilee, toward the edge of the kingdom, and far from the swift justice of the capital region.


How can there be illegal immigration when the whole region at the time was controlled by one government ruled by the Romans?

Shameful piece.
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by Safebyahare » Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:35 am

tbjd33 wrote:
Safebyahare wrote:A very provocative post BW. A great job of the comparisons.
I am a Christian and do not find this offensive.
Your illustration between Jesus who was a rabble rouser and an anarchist of his time who not only questioned those who had the power, he gave cause to question their power. This went for the State (Roman empire) and Faith.
I even heard he turned over some tables in the process.
I this case however, it was good that the masses were stupid. If they were smart they would have let him live.
Of course this would mean the devil would win, and we would carry sin to the grave. ( eternal death)
The good news is that we were a stupid mass!!! He died for our sins, and
I heard he rose from the grave to hide Easter eggs. :o
Thanks for sharing a part of the story of Jesus on Easter BW. ;)
He so loved the world and man that he gave his only son.


Being a Christian you should know Jesus gave his life. Jesus wasn't Killed by anyone. He willingly laid down his life for EVERYONE. That act was necessary for the promise to be fulfilled.

People don't let the Truth to be twisted nor misunderstood. This isn't politics or Religion. It's about Truth and Choice!

Until this tread I've honored the the premise of Heybucket. I feel this is a softball forum. There are times and places to speak of my Faith. Never thought I would need to clarify or defend in any forum Christianity. But now days it's the "cool" thing to bash Christanity and /or Judaism.

Happy Ressurection Day!

Never said he was killed,,,of course this is why I am not a preacher or evangelist.
This is the Pub, believe off topic, jokes and other things go on in here.
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by tbjd33 » Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:08 pm

Safebyahare wrote:
tbjd33 wrote:
Safebyahare wrote:A very provocative post BW. A great job of the comparisons.
I am a Christian and do not find this offensive.
Your illustration between Jesus who was a rabble rouser and an anarchist of his time who not only questioned those who had the power, he gave cause to question their power. This went for the State (Roman empire) and Faith.
I even heard he turned over some tables in the process.
I this case however, it was good that the masses were stupid. If they were smart they would have let him live.
Of course this would mean the devil would win, and we would carry sin to the grave. ( eternal death)
The good news is that we were a stupid mass!!! He died for our sins, and
I heard he rose from the grave to hide Easter eggs. :o
Thanks for sharing a part of the story of Jesus on Easter BW. ;)
He so loved the world and man that he gave his only son.


Being a Christian you should know Jesus gave his life. Jesus wasn't Killed by anyone. He willingly laid down his life for EVERYONE. That act was necessary for the promise to be fulfilled.

People don't let the Truth to be twisted nor misunderstood. This isn't politics or Religion. It's about Truth and Choice!

Until this tread I've honored the the premise of Heybucket. I feel this is a softball forum. There are times and places to speak of my Faith. Never thought I would need to clarify or defend in any forum Christianity. But now days it's the "cool" thing to bash Christanity and /or Judaism.

Happy Ressurection Day!

Never said he was killed,,,of course this is why I am not a preacher or evangelist.
This is the Pub, believe off topic, jokes and other things go on in here.


I get that... Doesn't make it OK or even remotely acceptable to mis-lead knowingly or not or in fun. I'm not self righteous by any means but I must point out Truth. Even if you or someone else disagrees.

What people believe is their own personal choice. I CAN NOT read or be attached to any distortion of the Truth. For I am accountable and I don't want Him to ask me why I didn't stand up for Truth or even worse allow anyone to be misled causing an outcome on their eternity.

Now way Brother!!
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