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by jonriv » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:18 pm

as the world turns wrote:
jonriv wrote:I'm a republican idiot


This is a great example where a comma makes a huge difference. Grammar, grammar, grammar.

Touche :D

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by PDad » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:19 pm

jonriv wrote:
PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
Safebyahare wrote:Critical Thinking, flag test.
Three houses, have three different flags, each one is owned by the home owner.
An American flag, Confederate flag, and a rainbow flag.
Three strangers (one for each house) walk up remove the flag from the property and burn it in the street.
Only one will be pursued, arrested and prosecuted.
Which one and why?

Hare in my town all three would be pursued and prosecuted. All with a great deal of zeal since my town has a very low crime rate and a well paid police force. Before hurricane or Fontana get their panties in a wad- it is also the most republican towns in either Connecticut or the U.S. For that matter

JR - Whom would the Feds come in to prosecute?

That was not the question

No sh!t Sherlock - how about an answer...
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by fastpitchdad05 » Tue Jul 28, 2015 4:01 pm

PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
Safebyahare wrote:Critical Thinking, flag test.
Three houses, have three different flags, each one is owned by the home owner.
An American flag, Confederate flag, and a rainbow flag.
Three strangers (one for each house) walk up remove the flag from the property and burn it in the street.
Only one will be pursued, arrested and prosecuted.
Which one and why?

Hare in my town all three would be pursued and prosecuted. All with a great deal of zeal since my town has a very low crime rate and a well paid police force. Before hurricane or Fontana get their panties in a wad- it is also the most republican towns in either Connecticut or the U.S. For that matter

JR - Whom would the Feds come in to prosecute?

That was not the question

No sh!t Sherlock - how about an answer...


Thank God that Uno said it was okay for us to be mean to each other...this is good stuff!

Goes and grabs his popcorn...
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by as the world turns » Tue Jul 28, 2015 7:54 pm

fastpitchdad05 wrote:
PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
Safebyahare wrote:Critical Thinking, flag test.
Three houses, have three different flags, each one is owned by the home owner.
An American flag, Confederate flag, and a rainbow flag.
Three strangers (one for each house) walk up remove the flag from the property and burn it in the street.
Only one will be pursued, arrested and prosecuted.
Which one and why?

Hare in my town all three would be pursued and prosecuted. All with a great deal of zeal since my town has a very low crime rate and a well paid police force. Before hurricane or Fontana get their panties in a wad- it is also the most republican towns in either Connecticut or the U.S. For that matter

JR - Whom would the Feds come in to prosecute?

That was not the question

No sh!t Sherlock - how about an answer...


Thank God that Uno said it was okay for us to be mean to each other...this is good stuff!

Goes and grabs his popcorn...

This is not mean.
While you are in the kitchen cooking us some popcorn, can you be a darling and bring me a beer?
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by fastpitchdad05 » Wed Jul 29, 2015 12:16 pm

as the world turns wrote:
fastpitchdad05 wrote:
PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
Safebyahare wrote:Critical Thinking, flag test.
Three houses, have three different flags, each one is owned by the home owner.
An American flag, Confederate flag, and a rainbow flag.
Three strangers (one for each house) walk up remove the flag from the property and burn it in the street.
Only one will be pursued, arrested and prosecuted.
Which one and why?

Hare in my town all three would be pursued and prosecuted. All with a great deal of zeal since my town has a very low crime rate and a well paid police force. Before hurricane or Fontana get their panties in a wad- it is also the most republican towns in either Connecticut or the U.S. For that matter

JR - Whom would the Feds come in to prosecute?

That was not the question

No sh!t Sherlock - how about an answer...


Thank God that Uno said it was okay for us to be mean to each other...this is good stuff!

Goes and grabs his popcorn...

This is not mean.
While you are in the kitchen cooking us some popcorn, can you be a darling and bring me a beer?


I told you not to post again until you finished pulling the weeds in my back yard. Now get back to work and I'll think about offering you a Bud Lite (in a can of course) when you are finished, but not a second sooner. ;)
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by Safebyahare » Wed Jul 29, 2015 1:33 pm

fastpitchdad05 wrote:
as the world turns wrote:
fastpitchdad05 wrote:
PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
Safebyahare wrote:Critical Thinking, flag test.
Three houses, have three different flags, each one is owned by the home owner.
An American flag, Confederate flag, and a rainbow flag.
Three strangers (one for each house) walk up remove the flag from the property and burn it in the street.
Only one will be pursued, arrested and prosecuted.
Which one and why?

Hare in my town all three would be pursued and prosecuted. All with a great deal of zeal since my town has a very low crime rate and a well paid police force. Before hurricane or Fontana get their panties in a wad- it is also the most republican towns in either Connecticut or the U.S. For that matter

JR - Whom would the Feds come in to prosecute?

That was not the question

No sh!t Sherlock - how about an answer...


Thank God that Uno said it was okay for us to be mean to each other...this is good stuff!

Goes and grabs his popcorn...

This is not mean.
While you are in the kitchen cooking us some popcorn, can you be a darling and bring me a beer?


I told you not to post again until you finished pulling the weeds in my back yard. Now get back to work and I'll think about offering you a Bud Lite (in a can of course) when you are finished, but not a second sooner. ;)

I had no idea this critical thinking question would be so difficult.
Perhaps an easier one first, then answer the other.
If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, what would you light first?
(a)..the kerosene lamp because it is easier
(b)..the oil burner...
(c),,the wood burning stove...
(d),,the thing in my hand
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by fastpitchdad05 » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:02 pm

Safebyahare wrote:
fastpitchdad05 wrote:
as the world turns wrote:
fastpitchdad05 wrote:
PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
Safebyahare wrote:Critical Thinking, flag test.
Three houses, have three different flags, each one is owned by the home owner.
An American flag, Confederate flag, and a rainbow flag.
Three strangers (one for each house) walk up remove the flag from the property and burn it in the street.
Only one will be pursued, arrested and prosecuted.
Which one and why?

Hare in my town all three would be pursued and prosecuted. All with a great deal of zeal since my town has a very low crime rate and a well paid police force. Before hurricane or Fontana get their panties in a wad- it is also the most republican towns in either Connecticut or the U.S. For that matter

JR - Whom would the Feds come in to prosecute?

That was not the question

No sh!t Sherlock - how about an answer...


Thank God that Uno said it was okay for us to be mean to each other...this is good stuff!

Goes and grabs his popcorn...

This is not mean.
While you are in the kitchen cooking us some popcorn, can you be a darling and bring me a beer?


I told you not to post again until you finished pulling the weeds in my back yard. Now get back to work and I'll think about offering you a Bud Lite (in a can of course) when you are finished, but not a second sooner. ;)

I had no idea this critical thinking question would be so difficult.
Perhaps an easier one first, then answer the other.
If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, what would you light first?
(a)..the kerosene lamp because it is easier
(b)..the oil burner...
(c),,the wood burning stove...
(d),,the thing in my hand


D.The match.
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by jonriv » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:04 pm

We have wiener
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by Safebyahare » Wed Jul 29, 2015 4:40 pm

fastpitchdad05 wrote:
Safebyahare wrote:
fastpitchdad05 wrote:
as the world turns wrote:
fastpitchdad05 wrote:
PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
PDad wrote:
jonriv wrote:
Safebyahare wrote:Critical Thinking, flag test.
Three houses, have three different flags, each one is owned by the home owner.
An American flag, Confederate flag, and a rainbow flag.
Three strangers (one for each house) walk up remove the flag from the property and burn it in the street.
Only one will be pursued, arrested and prosecuted.
Which one and why?

Hare in my town all three would be pursued and prosecuted. All with a great deal of zeal since my town has a very low crime rate and a well paid police force. Before hurricane or Fontana get their panties in a wad- it is also the most republican towns in either Connecticut or the U.S. For that matter

JR - Whom would the Feds come in to prosecute?

That was not the question

No sh!t Sherlock - how about an answer...


Thank God that Uno said it was okay for us to be mean to each other...this is good stuff!

Goes and grabs his popcorn...

This is not mean.
While you are in the kitchen cooking us some popcorn, can you be a darling and bring me a beer?


I told you not to post again until you finished pulling the weeds in my back yard. Now get back to work and I'll think about offering you a Bud Lite (in a can of course) when you are finished, but not a second sooner. ;)

I had no idea this critical thinking question would be so difficult.
Perhaps an easier one first, then answer the other.
If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, what would you light first?
(a)..the kerosene lamp because it is easier
(b)..the oil burner...
(c),,the wood burning stove...
(d),,the thing in my hand


D.The match.

Congratulations on step one.
However you still failed by not answering the original question I asked, that YOU volunteered to answer, by replying to with a spin that would make a politician blush. It is NOT taboo to answer, it is relevant in the topic of flags.
So let me start off by saying all things are equal, but some are more equal than others.
Stealing a $20 flag from a resident will not be pursued or be prosecuted.
Burning a flag just makes you (the stranger) an a$$hole and is the destruction of property. Nothing worth prosecuting over.
The rainbow flag is different than the other two, it represents a protected status or class.
(go figure)
It would be considered a HATE crime punishable by five years in jail, something a political prosecutor would go after.

The moral of this test is: if you can stomach it,,if a crime is committed against you, claim you are gay so they will at least attempt to get the SOB that burnt your American or Confederate flag.
Last edited by Safebyahare on Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:06 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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by PDad » Wed Jul 29, 2015 4:45 pm

jonriv wrote:We have wiener

Wiener or Weiner? Either way, not worth bragging about...

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