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by OCRwriter » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:33 pm

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the US Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the US Dept. of the Interior, ask us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on the handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

Thus ends today's lesson in irony!
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by Safebyahare » Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:16 pm

OCRwriter wrote:The Food Stamp Program, administered by the US Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the US Dept. of the Interior, ask us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on the handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
Thus ends today's lesson in irony!


This is your second post sense joining in 2013,, while I do like it, and enjoyed it, and agree with it.
You put it on the wrong forum, dumb ship. :lol:
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by as the world turns » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:24 pm

It's in the Pub, Sheriff Hare. Anything can happen in the Pub ;)
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by Safebyahare » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:26 pm

as the world turns wrote:It's in the Pub, Sheriff Hare. Anything can happen in the Pub ;)

My vision has failed me. :oops:
I could have sworn it was in the fastpitch forum earlier today..
All good, it's only the second time I've been wrong ever.
I believe there is a three strike law in effect. :lol:
Carry on. I can't bare the bears when all I have is Mr. Ranger.
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by fontana10! » Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:21 am

What a great post. It's also a fantastic strategy by the Democrats. Make people dependant on your parties freebies and you'll inevitably receive their vote. Let's see, free food, free rent, free medical and a free phone (google Obama Phone). All that's left is a free vehicle. Maybe Hillary can accomplish that if she gets into office.
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by as the world turns » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:34 am

Democrats have been working on this for years - instead of a food lever they now using a vote lever.

https://youtu.be/ZxbvmZFfHl8?t=4m20s
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