Tiger Woods story didn't pass the smell test

[Dugout Dad]

TIGER’S RUMORED WOMEN (11 and counting)
Surprised he had time to play golf

1.) Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.

2.) Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.

3.) Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.

4.) Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son.

5.) Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.

6.) Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.

7.) Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.

8.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to her attorney Michael O’Quinn. But this she has said: at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.

9.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.

10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”

11.) Joslyn James. The star of many, many porn videos was named on the sports blog Deadspin.com as a Tiger regular, but did not respond to the site's call for comment.

[GIMNEPIWO]

http://www.popeater.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woods-jokes/
The video clips are pretty funny

But ... Tiger checking into rehab is my prediction
http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2009/12/0 ... ed-to-sex/

[Dugout Dad]

http://www.popeater.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woods-jokes/
The video clips are pretty funny

But ... Tiger checking into rehab is my prediction
http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2009/12/0 ... ed-to-sex/

David Letterman, "no comment" kind of like calling the kettle black, funny.

[GIMNEPIWO]

http://www.popeater.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woods-jokes/
The video clips are pretty funny

But ... Tiger checking into rehab is my prediction
http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2009/12/0 ... ed-to-sex/

David Letterman, "no comment" kind of like calling the kettle black, funny.

Yeah ... no kidding ... BUT he pokes fun at himself as well in the video ... & I'm not defending him at all ...

[Tucson]

Steroids. ESPN/news

Updated: December 15, 2009, 7:28 AM ET
Report: Doctor being probed for PEDs

Associated Press
NEW YORK -- A Canadian doctor who has treated golfer Tiger Woods, swimmer Dara Torres and NFL players is suspected of providing athletes with performance-enhancing drugs, according to a newspaper report.

The New York Times reported on its Web site Monday night that Dr. Anthony Galea was found with human growth hormone and Actovegin, a drug extracted from calf's blood, in his bag at the U.S.-Canada border in late September. He was arrested Oct. 15 in Toronto by Canadian police.

Using, selling or importing Actovegin is illegal in the United States.

[GIMNEPIWO]

Steroids. ESPN/news

Updated: December 15, 2009, 7:28 AM ET
Report: Doctor being probed for PEDs

Associated Press
NEW YORK -- A Canadian doctor who has treated golfer Tiger Woods, swimmer Dara Torres and NFL players is suspected of providing athletes with performance-enhancing drugs, according to a newspaper report.

The New York Times reported on its Web site Monday night that Dr. Anthony Galea was found with human growth hormone and Actovegin, a drug extracted from calf's blood, in his bag at the U.S.-Canada border in late September. He was arrested Oct. 15 in Toronto by Canadian police.

Using, selling or importing Actovegin is illegal in the United States.

Wouldn't it be something, if after all else ... Cheetah was on the juice ...

[DonnieS]

Hey G, youngest came in from school with this "Dad, whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?" - I said 'uh oh' .

She says "Santa knows to stop after the third HO".

Out of the mouths of babes.

[GIMNEPIWO]

Hey G, youngest came in from school with this "Dad, whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?" - I said 'uh oh' .

She says "Santa knows to stop after the third HO".

Out of the mouths of babes.

[SkidMarks]

I can't wait until all this happens to Tim Tebow...