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by GIMNEPIWO » Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:11 am

The announcement has not been made yet ... but short of having people remove their underwear ... what would you do ? ... The first thing that enters my mind are bomb, are explosive trained canines ... Is this a bad idea ? This article talks about 'full body patdowns' for travelers from high risk Countries ...
http://www.sphere.com/nation/article/ob ... s/19303329
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by etx bd » Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:22 am

I heard that the president is appointing an Underwear Czar. They will fully brief the president every morning. The senate has appointed Barbara Boxer as chair of the confirmation committee.

The first precaution the new UC will implement is to require all passengers to wear thongs.
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by GIMNEPIWO » Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:51 am

etx bd wrote:I heard that the president is appointing an Underwear Czar. They will fully brief the president every morning. The senate has appointed Barbara Boxer as chair of the confirmation committee.
The first precaution the new UC will implement is to require all passengers to wear thongs.



Can you be 'fully briefed' if you 'wear thongs' ?
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by blackwidow » Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:41 am

This is the only answer to terrorism. Submit and you'll be fine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJTLL1UjvfU

http://www.informationclearinghouse.inf ... e24352.htm
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