Scattershooting

[men talljie aunt]

Scattershooting while watching highlights of the Masters:

Would love to get your feedback on these thoughts

1. How much time do you spend surfing HB on a daily basis? Probably about an hour

2. Who is your favorite and least favorite read on HB? Favs - Skarp, DallasFP, 3BSnag, Arto Least - Grandmasta, King Slade Adkins, several Houston guys b/c they create too many aliases and it is hard to keep up with who is who, and of course my good buddy joe

3. How many different teams has your DD played on the last 5 years? 1

4. What is the best and worst thing about being a select fastpitch Dad/Mom? Best - spending quality time with DD, watching her grow into a young lady and terrific ballplayer, watching her push herself to be the best she can be and to make her teammates better. Out of town tournaments with our extended family (i.e. the other families on our team). And last but not least those unforgettable memories while competing at ASA Nationals Worst - spending weekend after weekend at the fields and trying to balance family time with our other children

5. What have you given up for this crazy lifestyle? Unfortunately a lot of church services on Sunday, golf, yardwork and at times my sanity

6. How much do you spend per month on softball? On average about $550

I will stop for now but there are about 14 other things I could list.

[Joe]

Least....and of course my good buddy joe

Hmmmm....no disagreement on this one. If I consistantly got my ass kicked by Joe, he'd be one of my least favorites too.

[men talljie aunt]

You really are more moronic than I thought if you think you are dishing out azz whuppins. You rely on propaganda and fear mongering while I base my posts on actual facts. And if you really want to compare scorecards, just come by the house and my DD can show you some of her hardware. Trust me, that is a fight you want no part of!

[Joe]

....while I base my posts on actual facts.

Hang on...I gotta clean up my keyboard. I just lost my supper on that one.

[men talljie aunt]

Not really because it would not be a fair fight?

and just for grins....here would be joes typical sophomoric response

"yea you know it cause I would give you another azz whuppin"

Honestly he reminds me of that stereotypical "meathead" you see in all of those low brow comedy movies. He is just there to provide that bully mentality, gross out the girls by eating excessive amounts of food and drinking excessive amounts of beer, providing comedic relief with his flatulence (that means farting Joe), and basically gazing at the world with a blank stare.

[Joe]

Not really because it would not be a fair fight?

and just for grins....here would be joes typical sophomoric response

"yea you know it cause I would give you another azz whuppin"

Honestly he reminds me of that stereotypical "meathead" you see in all of those low brow comedy movies. He is just there to provide that bully mentality, gross out the girls by eating excessive amounts of food and drinking excessive amounts of beer, providing comedic relief with his flatulence (that means farting Joe), and basically gazing at the world with a blank stare.

...and this from a guy who wants to show me his DD's "hardware".

Jemima, is "farting Joe" a code word for something here? I'm missing the message here...Do you mean, "when Joe is farting, he gazes at the world with a blank stare"? Help me here please...or maybe, "that means farting, Joe"? Let's see...."Joe's farting is irritating Jemima and now he's a bully and it's gross to the girls who drink beer?"..."and it's all because of his DD's hardware".

I got it...broho', I got it now...

[pbj2000]

Joe I respect your posts and think your very witty...but men talljie aunt is good too...can you guys get a men talljie aunt vs joe thread going....i'm rolling in my chair reading the posts between you guys...good stuff! good entertainment!