*RACISM*

[NumeroUno]

*RACISM*

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

So, the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?' If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

[StrawberryLady]

Now that's a 'blonde' joke if I ever heard one!!! UNO...you need to be spanked!!!

[Brooke's Dad]

Now that was funny as hell!

[Bleacher Creature]

Now that was funny as hell!

Why did I think this had something to do with Abraham Lincoln?

[Brooke's Dad]

Now that was funny as hell!

Why did I think this had something to do with Abraham Lincoln?

Hey ASSHOLE - he DID free the slaves!!!!