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by KekambuS » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:53 am

NumeroUno wrote:KekambuS Please give you daughter her joke book back :lol:

KekambuS first grade called and wants their joke book back

Enjoy the game :D

:lol: :lol:
Thats all I could find. LOL. Ok Uno you got me. :lol:
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by MAD-DOG99 » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:54 am

Actually following UNO and I know you always trail...

But go ahead and take the credit...
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by BenAround » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:10 pm

Actually following UNO and I know you always trail...

Following UNO ? :shock: Yeah, that's better. AZhat !

Don't you have more impotent posts to make, like ranking 10u AZ teams ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Carry on.
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by KekambuS » Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:00 pm

[quote="NumeroUno"]KekambuS Please give you daughter her joke book back :lol:
KekambuS first grade called and wants their joke book back

Ok UNO i dont have great football jokes but i have some great pick up lines!!!

*Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
*Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
*Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
*Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
*My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. :lol:

How’d I do Uno?? Did I redeem myself?
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by anonlooker » Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:19 pm

keka, it was nice meeting you, but those pick up lines? Prolly expain why you were alone. ;)

Miss Collins, a first-grade teacher, explains to her class that she is a Pittsburgh Steelers fan. She asks her pupils to raise their hands if they are Steelers fans too. Not really knowing what a Steelers fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Paula has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

'Because I'm not a Steelers fan,' she answers.

'Then," asks Miss Collins, 'what are you?'

'I'm a Green Bay Packers fan,' boasts Paula proudly.

The teacher asks Paula why she is a Packers fan.

'Well, my Dad and Mum are Packers fans, so I'm a Packers fan too", Paula responds.

'That's no reason,' Miss Collins retorts. 'What if your mum was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?'

Paula smiles and says, 'Then I'd be a Steelers fan.'
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by CrushersDad » Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:21 pm

NumeroUno wrote:There is a lot of money in Vegas being bet on Pit. :o


Great reason to put the $ on GB
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by KekambuS » Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:33 pm

anonlooker wrote:keka, it was nice meeting you, but those pick up lines? Prolly expain why you were alone. ;)

Miss Collins, a first-grade teacher, explains to her class that she is a Pittsburgh Steelers fan. She asks her pupils to raise their hands if they are Steelers fans too. Not really knowing what a Steelers fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Paula has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

'Because I'm not a Steelers fan,' she answers.

'Then," asks Miss Collins, 'what are you?'

'I'm a Green Bay Packers fan,' boasts Paula proudly.

The teacher asks Paula why she is a Packers fan.

'Well, my Dad and Mum are Packers fans, so I'm a Packers fan too", Paula responds.

'That's no reason,' Miss Collins retorts. 'What if your mum was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?'

Paula smiles and says, 'Then I'd be a Steelers fan.'

iT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU TO ANALLOOKER. :o
Hey that diarrhea line worked on my wife. 8-)
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by BenAround » Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:37 pm

Anon, Did you know that 2/3/2011 is the new Chinese year of the rabbit? Makes your avatar even more appropriate!
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by KekambuS » Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:09 pm

BenAround wrote:Anon, Did you know that 2/3/2011 is the new Chinese year of the rabbit? Makes your avatar even more appropriate!

Here you go Anon
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by artomatic » Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:44 pm

KekambuS wrote:
anonlooker wrote:keka, it was nice meeting you, but those pick up lines? Prolly expain why you were alone. ;)

iT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU TO ANALLOOKER. :o
Hey that diarrhea line worked on my wife. 8-)


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Maybe you two can help me to convince him how excellent Araujo's fielding classes are...
For someone who has never been to an Araujo fielding class, I can't describe how amazed you would be seeing one for the first time, with the fast pace and reps going on...
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