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by blackwidow » Thu May 12, 2011 8:42 am

‘Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says’
Reports the Galactic Empire Times:

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.
In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader’s own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.
The news touched off an extraordinary outpouring of emotion as crowds gathered in the Senate District and outside the Imperial Palace, waving imperial flags, cheering, shouting, laughing and chanting, “Hail to the Emperor! Hail Lord Vader!” In the alien protection zone, crowds sang “The Ten Thousand Year Empire.” Throughout the Sah’c district, airspeeder drivers honked horns deep into the night.
“For over two decades, Kenobi has been the Jedi rebellion’s leader and symbol,” the Lord of the Sith said in a statement broadcast across the galaxy via HoloNet. “The death of Kenobi marks the most significant achievement to date in our empire’s effort to defeat the rebel alliance. But his death does not mark the end of our effort. There’s no doubt that the rebellion will continue to pursue attacks against us. We must and we will remain vigilant at home and abroad.”

Read the whole article, from the Outer Rim Territories section of the Times. And do not miss the comments.

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011 ... lled.html#

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by anonlooker » Thu May 12, 2011 9:01 am

"... dumped out of an airlock"...

I love it! Your best post ever! :lol:

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by sftblldud » Thu May 12, 2011 9:05 am

It's only 9:00am, get off the crack pipe Blackwierdo :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :o
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by REALLY? » Thu May 12, 2011 9:59 am

WOW!!! Thanks for educating me.

I never knew that Obi-Wan was the bad guy.
And Darth Vader and the Empire were the good guys.

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by NewCoach » Sat May 14, 2011 10:46 am

Has anyone ever seen blackwidow and Cindy Sheehan together, kinda like Clark Kent and that other guy.
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by blackwidow » Sat May 14, 2011 3:16 pm

I never knew that Obi-Wan was the bad guy.
And Darth Vader and the Empire were the good guys.


Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." -Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

http://www.amconmag.com/blog/osama-bin-laden’s-american-legacy/

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Has anyone ever seen blackwidow and Cindy Sheehan together, kinda like Clark Kent and that other guy.
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by jonriv » Sat May 14, 2011 7:02 pm

Joseph Goebbels had a point of view to widow--similar to the piece you wrote. Perhaps you should fully understand the implications..............Ja?
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by blackwidow » Sat May 14, 2011 7:34 pm

jonriv wrote:Joseph Goebbels had a point of view to widow--similar to the piece you wrote. Perhaps you should fully understand the implications..............Ja?


I didn't write any of the pieces but since you've invoked Godwins Law care to elaborate?
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