A nun walks into a bar...

[Blind Squirrel]

A slight variation:

A nun walks into a bar and sees a douche bag pecking at a keyboard while sipping a sarsaparilla. She asks him what he's doing. He lisps "I'm creating 3 threads on HB to hawk my crap!!!" She tells him she'll pray for his kids.

The end.

Incredulous Squirrel

[jonriv]

A slight variation:

A nun walks into a bar and sees a douche bag pecking at a keyboard while sipping a sarsaparilla. She asks him what he's doing. He lisps "I'm creating 3 threads on HB to hawk my crap!!!" She tells him she'll pray for his kids.

The end.

Incredulous Squirrel

The Nuns I know would hit him with a ruler.

[Blind Squirrel]

A nun walks into a bar carrying a bag of fossilized dog sh!t she found while cleaning a remote corner of the church yard. She was on her way to the PETA office certain that they would consider the dog sh!t a cause worthy of a lawsuit. The nun spots a man at a table in the corner, brow furled, looking utterly frustrated. She asks what's wrong. He tells her he's trying to think of a new product so that he can leverage his formidable marketing skills and creative genius to create 3 new threads on HB with disingenuous titles. The nun hands the man the bag believing he would find a better use for it than PETA, whose entire cadre of lawyers were already working furiously on a lawsuit to liberate pet rocks.

The End.

Sarsaparilla Sipping Squirrel

[ontheblack]

Hey Squirrel,

Lmao about the sarsaparilla. SoftballRob33, the site owner, is in Sandy Utah near SLC. Probably not a whole lot of nuns or bars, but lots of sarsaparilla.

[jonriv]

Now a real "Nun Walks into a Bar"

Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and

generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his

table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol

is the blood of the devil!"

Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

"How do *you* know, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so"

"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you

are saying is right?"

"Don't be ridiculous - of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is

evil I will give up drink for life"

"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, them no-one will know"

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Arthur goes inside to the bar.

"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his

voice and says to the barman "... and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

"Oh no! It's not that bloody Nun again is it?"

[artomatic]

Pretty funny jonriv...

I always thought it was Sasparilla....


SoftballRob33, get the hell out, no one cares about your stupid necklace.

[GIMNEPIWO]

Christmas Eve ... The preist would always come to my grandmothers house to bless it ... and do a shooter ... Even as a yute I knew it was not the first house he had been to ... LMAO