An Irishman was walking home early one morning after the pubs had closed and saw a woman in the dark shadows.
"Twenty pounds" she whispers.
Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they go into the bushes.
They're going at it when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the cop.
"I'm making love to me wife!," Paddy answers, sounding annoyed.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!"
The Pub
HA! 
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
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Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
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Dugout Dad - Posts: 2334
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I suppose the poor lad should have married an Irish woman!
Ladies, if a man tells you he will fix it, he will fix it. There is no reason to remind him about it every six months.
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