A question for the ages

[socalsoftball]

I think if Jesus got an at bat he would get the game winning RBI with a Sacrifice fly

[narent]

Jesus turns the water in Ditka's dugout cooler to wine and Ditka has to forfeit because half the team is falling down drunk.

[Demonboy]

If Jesus were a right handed 14U girl pitcher and Mike Ditka was somehow a 14U righthanded power hitting girl and they played against each other 3 times in a tournament, would the female Ditka hit over .500?

(Ditka is batting 3rd behind 2 slap hitters and a female 14 yr old Vince Lombardi is hitting behind Ditka. Jesus pitches all three games with possible ITB)

Kind of depends the umpire. If the umpire's from Hell, they are all screwed.

They're all from Hell. And I'm the master of ceremonies.

Ditka.

[Sam]

I'm wonderin what might happen if a certain legendary coach from Chicago met a certain know-it-all from Delaware and a certain shallow water swimmer from NoCal in a game of softball.



Ditka......99-0

If dese guys are from Hell, Ditka can certainly defeat Satan's minions.....after all....it took Gadd two outa three to beat him....

[GIMNEPIWO]

IF Jesus came to bat would he Sacrifice? ... what if there was nobody on base ?

[Whizzer86]

I think you would have problems, 12 deciples plus Jesus and only 9 can play.
Let's say James, John, Peter and Andrew are on the bench. James and John are brothers (sisters in this scenario) as are Peter and Andrew. In the third inning of the game their parents think they are not playing enough so they pull them out to go to another team. That leaves 9 on the field including Jesus. In the bottom of the 7th with Jesus leading 1 - 0 (he hit his home run) Ditka hits a long drive to CF with Walter Payton on first, Judas is playing CF and gets under the ball at the fence but instead of catching the ball he betrays Jesus and lets the ball go over the fence for a home run. Ditka 2 - 1?