Joke of the day

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> > >A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was
> > >a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
> > >little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a
> > >ranch hand.
> > >
> > > Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
> > > thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided
> > > to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the
> > > house than the drunk.
> > >
> > > He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a
> > > lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
> > > doing very well.
> > > Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a
> > > really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and
> > > kick up your heels."
> > >
> > > The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One
> > > o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired
> > > hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found
> > > the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
> > > for him.
> > >
> > > She quietly called him over to her.
> > >
> > > "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she
> > > directed.
> > > "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
> > >
> > > "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by
> > > her boots.
> > >
> > > "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it , constantly watching her
> > > eyes in the fire light.
> > >
> > > "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told
> > > and dropped it to the floor.
> > >
> > > "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he
> > > slowly pulled them down and off.
> > >
> > > Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town
> > > again, you're fired."