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by Little Bird » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:34 pm

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Who kidnapped the WMD's?


For those of us who remember those days and is willing to honest about it, virtually every country in the UN, most of congress all believed it, most everyone was sure they were there.

Here is my question, for all the crap that the libs still hold onto about how dishonest Bush and his admin were supposed to be, if they were that dishonest, why didnt they plant something out there in that desert that could be held up to be evidence of the WMD materials (after all, isnt that the story, that Bush's people made up the evidence) and then they could find it and then play like it was so top secret that they couldnt show it. If Bush and his people were as dishonest as all the liberal hillbillies believe, why didnt they create a WMD plant?

Admittedly, we dont have Al Gore or Michael Moore on our side, but surely we have someone who can generate those fairy tale scenarios as well as they do.


Are you talking about this Bush?

RESUME

GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.



PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland,Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.



ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United States, after losing by over 500,000 votes.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all- time U.S. and world record holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. Citizens and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. I specified that my sealed documents will not be available for 50 years.
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by DonnieS » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:42 pm

Love your list, do you keep it at Area 51 ? You forgot that Bush and his people orchestrated 9/11. Keep on smoking.
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by Little Bird » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:47 pm

DonnieS wrote:Love your list, do you keep it at Area 51 ? You forgot that Bush and his people orchestrated 9/11. Keep on smoking.


Who said anything about 9/11?
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by ice_67 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:37 pm

Little Bird wrote:Who kidnapped the WMD's?


Inside sources say the Russians took them back home. After all they put them there, controlled them, started training the Iraqis' on how to use them and if found by US forces would have been a major political incident. Especially, during the time the US was giving the Russians money to help them become more of a democracy. :shock:
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by anonlooker » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:24 pm

Little Bird wrote:
softballaddict wrote:Talk show host Neal Boortz put it in excellent perspective. Paraphrasing here...Imagine your DD has been kidnapped. You have the kidnapper. Is there anything you would not do to the kidnapper to get your DD back safely? Anyone who says they have limits either does not have kids or is lying.


Who kidnapped the WMD's?


Iran. Where have you been?
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by Little Bird » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:34 pm

Spazsdad wrote:Hey little bird, did you cut and paste that from Daily Kos or Move On.org?

Since you like to throw out so many "facts" how about this one; Obama has now racked up more debt than all of the previous presidents combined


It was a junk email, who cares where I got it? Who said I support Obama?
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by Skarp » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:59 pm

DonnieS wrote:Love your list, do you keep it at Area 51 ? You forgot that Bush and his people orchestrated 9/11. Keep on smoking.

Half the items on that list are actually positives.

As far as WMDs go, Saddam verifiably had vast stockpiles of chemical weapons--weapons previously catalogued by international inspectors--that have never been accounted for. Bush was under no obligation to prove this fact...it was already proven. If Saddam no longer possessed those weapons, why did he not allow the inspectors full access? It makes no sense.

One thing we know for sure: megalomaniacal dictators don't unilaterally disarm themselves. So Saddam thumbed his nose at us one too many times, and particularly at the wrong time.

More importantly, he gave us the perfect pretext for opening up an active front against muslim extremism. If we weren't such candy-ass sissies we would have toppled every last one of the radical regimes over there. The REAL reason the war has drug on as long as it has is because we haven't ever really been fighting a war. We've been dabbling in it.
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by GIMNEPIWO » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:46 pm

DonnieS wrote:Here is my question, for all the crap that the libs still hold onto about how dishonest Bush and his admin were supposed to be, if they were that dishonest, why didnt they plant something out there in that desert that could be held up to be evidence of the WMD materials (after all, isnt that the story, that Bush's people made up the evidence) and then they could find it and then play like it was so top secret that they couldnt show it. If Bush and his people were as dishonest as all the liberal hillbillies believe, why didnt they create a WMD plant?


You are overlooking the very real posibility that they did do all this but forgot where they put it ... :lol:
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by jofus » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:43 pm

One, I have a very strong feeling that they had stuff they weren't supposed to, but dumped them in the river (or trucked them to Iran) before we got there.

Two, be fair and post the Messiah's resume, please. Along with a copy of his birth certificate, while you're at it.

Three, and this is to Donnie....as a self-proclaimed Hillbilly, I have to take issue with your statement about "liberal hillbillies". I'm not as far right as Anne Coulter (who is?), but I'm almost as far from liberal as you can get. I also know a lot of hillbillies (living in WV and all), and most hillbillies are church-going, gun-toting conservatives (which I know sounds odd, considering that most of our state government is democratic....but, at least we haven't voted democratic the last 3 presidential elections, so I have some hope). I'm pretty sure that your main liberal strongholds are in the cities, not out here in the sticks.
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by DonnieS » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:13 pm

jofus wrote:One, I have a very strong feeling that they had stuff they weren't supposed to, but dumped them in the river (or trucked them to Iran) before we got there.

Two, be fair and post the Messiah's resume, please. Along with a copy of his birth certificate, while you're at it.

Three, and this is to Donnie....as a self-proclaimed Hillbilly, I have to take issue with your statement about "liberal hillbillies". I'm not as far right as Anne Coulter (who is?), but I'm almost as far from liberal as you can get. I also know a lot of hillbillies (living in WV and all), and most hillbillies are church-going, gun-toting conservatives (which I know sounds odd, considering that most of our state government is democratic....but, at least we haven't voted democratic the last 3 presidential elections, so I have some hope). I'm pretty sure that your main liberal strongholds are in the cities, not out here in the sticks.


Regarding the term, sorry about that, I meant to type liberal beverly hillbillies - and I have spent time in the country people call the 'hills' and havent encountered a lib yet in there, except one guy that was kept around to .take care of flower beds.
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