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"Top Ten Reasons You May Not Be An A-Ball Team..."

by tito » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:35 am

since this seems to be turning into a "anti-daddy ball" thread, here is my input:
reason #1: "daddy" coach gets tired of putting in all the thankless hours only to be constantly second guessed by whiny, complaining sports-goggle-waearing parents who think their own kids are the 2nd coming of Lisa Fernandez, headed to a full ride D-1 college of her choice.
"daddy" coach decides it's not worth it and quits.
sideline parents now have no coach....and are no longer an "A" ball team...
It's astounding, time is fleeting.
Madness takes its toll.
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by kingorcoralsnake » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:46 am

tito wrote:since this seems to be turning into a "anti-daddy ball" thread, here is my input:
reason #1: "daddy" coach gets tired of putting in all the thankless hours only to be constantly second guessed by whiny, complaining sports-goggle-waearing parents who think their own kids are the 2nd coming of Lisa Fernandez, headed to a full ride D-1 college of her choice.
"daddy" coach decides it's not worth it and quits.
sideline parents now have no coach....and are no longer an "A" ball team...



I guess you coach a team that plays alot of daddy ball.
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by SneakyCleats » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:50 am

Heh, thought of another one...

When you update your Posting for try-outs on Eteamz every two weeks with "Looking to add 3-4 to the roster" and are Posting weekly for "Need 2 more for tournament this weekend"
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by GSB » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:59 am

Coach picks up a player for a major tournament who has been batting over 700 for the last 2 years and has one of the best hitting coaches known in softball. You tell the player that her swing is, "all wrong" and coach her into a stupid cooking cutter swing. Oh wait, this was an A ball team. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
To each their own.
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by denver_dog » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:06 pm

GSB wrote:Coach picks up a player for a major tournament who has been batting over 700 for the last 2 years and has one of the best hitting coaches known in softball. You tell the player that her swing is, "all wrong" and coach her into a stupid cooking cutter swing. Oh wait, this was an A ball team. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Sounds like an A caliber team...... with a B caliber coach trying to act like he/she knows it all :lol:
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by sbfanatic » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:08 pm

"daddy" coach gets tired of putting in all the thankless hours only to be constantly second guessed by whiny, complaining sports-goggle-waearing parents who think their own kids are the 2nd coming of Lisa Fernandez, headed to a full ride D-1 college of her choice.
"daddy" coach decides it's not worth it and quits.
sideline parents now have no coach....and are no longer an "A" ball team...


Parents side lined temporarily with out coach, but this spawns 6 or 7 new "B" teams.
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by Trophy Hunter » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:09 pm

kingorcoralsnake wrote:
tito wrote:since this seems to be turning into a "anti-daddy ball" thread, here is my input:
reason #1: "daddy" coach gets tired of putting in all the thankless hours only to be constantly second guessed by whiny, complaining sports-goggle-waearing parents who think their own kids are the 2nd coming of Lisa Fernandez, headed to a full ride D-1 college of her choice.
"daddy" coach decides it's not worth it and quits.
sideline parents now have no coach....and are no longer an "A" ball team...



I guess you coach a team that plays alot of daddy ball.


Probably a daddy ball team that spanks your team around! :lol:
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by LETS THROWDOWN » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:22 pm

IF THE TEAM COLOR IS PINK----PROBABLEY "B" TEAM/ REST YOUR BEST PITCHERS/ CATCHERS
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by GSB » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:22 pm

denver_dog wrote:
GSB wrote:Coach picks up a player for a major tournament who has been batting over 700 for the last 2 years and has one of the best hitting coaches known in softball. You tell the player that her swing is, "all wrong" and coach her into a stupid cooking cutter swing. Oh wait, this was an A ball team. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Sounds like an A caliber team...... with a B caliber coach trying to act like he/she knows it all :lol:


Yep, and actually one of the top teams in the nation. Took me over 3 weeks to undo what he did. Sometimes the team's name or organization's name draws great talent. As a result the team does great in spite of a knuckle head coach. The coach earns an undeserved reputation as a great coach. My favorite part of about this coach was when he called the girls together before games and started crying (tears falling down his face crying). Or, maybe it was the part where he challenged the umpire to a fight in the parking lot. I guess to say he is passionate about the game would be an understatement. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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by Skarp » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:42 pm

#1 (Grand Prize)--none of the kids have their hair braided or in pony-tails. Surest sign that you are about to witness some of the most godawful softball you've ever seen.
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