"Top Ten Reasons You May Not Be An A-Ball Team..."

[aquarius]

since this seems to be turning into a "anti-daddy ball" thread, here is my input:
reason #1: "daddy" coach gets tired of putting in all the thankless hours only to be constantly second guessed by whiny, complaining sports-goggle-waearing parents who think their own kids are the 2nd coming of Lisa Fernandez, headed to a full ride D-1 college of her choice.
"daddy" coach decides it's not worth it and quits.
sideline parents now have no coach....and are no longer an "A" ball team...

Daddyball thread is this one, tity:

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[Skarp]

since this seems to be turning into a "anti-daddy ball" thread, here is my input:
reason #1: "daddy" coach gets tired of putting in all the thankless hours only to be constantly second guessed by whiny, complaining sports-goggle-waearing parents who think their own kids are the 2nd coming of Lisa Fernandez, headed to a full ride D-1 college of her choice.
"daddy" coach decides it's not worth it and quits.
sideline parents now have no coach....and are no longer an "A" ball team...

I guess you coach a team that plays alot of daddy ball.

I seem to recall a certain daddy-ball kid pitching a 2-hit, 13k gem against the mighty Travelers a few weeks back. Or maybe I'm misremembering...

[ru4u]

ankleto knee shin gaurds

[Trophy Hunter]

#1 - ...Your team is based in Texas.

[SneakyCleats]

Shiny new gloves that look like they came straight from the sporting goods store.

Large lens fashion glasses on the fielders

Girls with cell phones in the dugout checking IMs between innings

[fastpitchforever]

Alt. #1: Your 2nd baseman comes to practice in a skirt. Routinely.

[GSB]

Alt. #1: Your 2nd baseman comes to practice in a skirt. Routinely.

LMAO...

how about these: Your pitcher routinely practices in flip flops. Coach shows up to games in a suit and tie.

Actually saw these once but it was in rec ball. LOL

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Mom's still have a list of who is supposed to bring Snacks

Male Coaches coaching in Flip Flops, tanktops and cutoffs...

[TXRedHotCoachMarti]

I can do you one better.

1.) Male coaches calling pitches in flip flops

2.) Male 3rd base coaches doing hurkeys and getting the crowd to do the wave while yelling wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

3.) Male coach who wears a mohawk and colors it red

4.) a team that has a hummer shaped stereo system with a red mohawk that you can hear from across the complex


This sounds like a Circus more than an A Ball Team..........LMAO!!! Anyone know any teams out there like that?

Mom's still have a list of who is supposed to bring Snacks

Male Coaches coaching in Flip Flops, tanktops and cutoffs...

[JCates]

Red Hots Coach Marti:

Now that was funny!

Dad of the Red Head from Baytown that plays for another team!