Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman out for a walk

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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
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>As they walk, they come across a sign:
>"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
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>"I am entering!" said Snow White.
>After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd you do?"
>" First Place !," said Snow White.
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>They continue walking and they see a sign:
>"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
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>"I'm entering," says Superman.
>After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
>" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
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>They continue walking when they see a sign:
>"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
>"I'm entering," says Pinocchio.
>After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
>"What happened?" they asked.
>"Who is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.

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