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by thedoanezone » Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:26 pm

I just had to share with the whole softball community what we consider post-worty on our local board....

Big props, first of all, to whoever took the time to write this. It's about a parent coach known throughout the upper echelons in our neck of the woods.

Pistol pete !!!!!!!

All up on the board
Say we met at the bar
When we don’t even know who you are
Say we up in your house
Sayin’ I’m up in your car
But you in loserville

I’m up in Rockland- you’re so so lame
and no on here even mentions your name
It must be the neons,

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with us?
man I want to know- lyin’ that you’re textin me
when everybody knows it’s clear that you’re upset with us
Ohh finally found a Orgainzation that you couldn’t impress
Last man on the earth- still couldn’t get with this

You’re delusional, you’re delusional
Boy you’re losing your mind
It’s confusin yo, you’re confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you’re bathin’ in windex

Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with us?

You on your job, you hittin’ hard
Ain’t gon feed you, gon’ let you starve
Graspin’ for air I’m ventilation
You out of breath, hope you ain’t waitin
Tellin’ the world how much you miss us
But we never were so why you trippin’
You a mom and pop, I’m a corporation
I’m the press conference, you a conversation
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by lilizdad » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:39 pm

Um....Maybe Grandmaster is at it again? :lol: :lol:
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by Skarp » Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:30 pm

I lost IQ points reading that.
There is no charge for awesomeness
...or attractiveness.
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