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by Dugout Dad » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:53 am

I knew something was wrong when she she busted out the back window with a golf club to rescue him :lol: The truth is being revealed

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/
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by Joe » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:05 am

He should thank his lucky stars he isn't married to a sista. He'd be in intensive care right now.

To his credit, it 'seems' he was trying to walk (drive) away.

...and who said there's no running in golf???
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by Dugout Dad » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:18 am

I wonder if she used a short iron or a driver? I see a possible golf club endorsement deal for her.
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by GIMNEPIWO » Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:18 pm

LMAOWIOAB! .... yeah, I smelled a rat when they said that the air bags didn't deploy but she had to break out the back windows to free him from the car ... usually, one would just open the door in that situation .... :lol:
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by Dugout Dad » Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:48 pm

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by GIMNEPIWO » Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:03 pm



Pix sure look like the air bags should have deployed ... but according to the reports I heard they did not ...
http://golf.fanhouse.com/2009/11/28/tig ... -police%2F
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by THE MAD-DOG99 » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:19 pm

And, of course...He was "out of it" because he was on pain medication...?

Translation..He was drunk out of his mind...
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by Tucson » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:42 pm

He should have come forward by now, for sure. I can think of a few tickets that I would have been issued for hitting a fire hydrant.

By the way, DD hit a light pole on the front passenger's side once and the air bags didn't deploy. They said that they wouldn't if the hit wasn't head on. From the pics, Tiger had the same sort of accident. (But she wasn't in an Escalade.) I wonder why Onstar didn't call 911?

I think a lot of us would be surprised to see how some of the couples that look nice in public, actually live. I enjoy a golfer like John Daley (sp?), at least we know what he is all about.
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by texas_snowman » Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:02 pm

THE MAD-DOG99 wrote:And, of course...He was "out of it" because he was on pain medication...?

Translation..He was drunk out of his mind...


He was probably playin' possum until the cops got there to protect him from that crazy woman swinging a 3 iron :cry:
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by Lunatic Fringe » Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:41 pm

Does anyone know what kind of shaft Erin prefers when breaking car windows?

I bet she used a 9 wood... :D
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