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Bill Clinton & the Hooker

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by StrawberryLady » Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:46 am

Bill Clinton goes out for his morning jog, & as he comes upon the park he spots a hooker.

"How much?" He calls out to her. She replies, "fifty bucks." "Oh no! That's far to much. How about five bucks?" He asks.

The hooker gives him the finger and tells him to get lost.

THe next day, again he jogs to the park and finds the same hooker. "I'll give you five bucks and we can have a great time!"

"Not on your life old man!"

On the third day Hillary decides to join her husband on his morning jog. When they reach the park, there is the same hooker on her corner. Bill tries to turn so Hillary won't notice, but the hooker starts laughing uncontrolably and calls out.....

"Now that's what you get for five bucks!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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by TShark » Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:32 pm

Ohhh man that was funny :lol: :lol:
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