Chinese Sick Leave

[J Fierce]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, " Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headach, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work"

The boss says, " You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work...You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. " I do what you say and I feel great...I be at work soon.................You got nice house"

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