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by str8up » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:46 pm

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.'

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: 'What's wrong with
you?' In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say
to me?'

The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd
just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch
private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner
Brown.'

The small guy says: 'Turner Brown? !... Sweet Jesus, I thought you
said, 'Turn around' :oops:
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by Hitmechanic » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:23 pm

:lol: ROTF...ooops...where's janet.....
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by artomatic » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:15 pm

good one!
hit mechanic, where ya been?
good to see your input here...
Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
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by Hitmechanic » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:01 am

;) "hit mechanic, where ya been?"

In training...getting ready for heavywaits...like Janet.
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