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by Nzane » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:03 pm

Any 14u/16u teams need help? :D :D :lol: :lol: :o :o




NEED A DOMINATE PITCHER? TRUE 2ND BASEMEN, EXCELLENT SS???
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FRIENDLYS TOURNAMENT TEAMS LOOKING FOR ANY PICK UP PLAYERS????

Any one looking for a 14 & under, 16 & UNDER, DOMINATE PITCHER, TRUE 2ND BASEMAN, EXCELLENT SS, AND OUT FIELDER WITH SUPERIOR SPEED?

SHE'S AN EXCELLENT SLAPPER AND NUMBER 1,2,3,4, BATTER. SHE CAN PLAY ANYWHERE NEEDED. AND CAN BE USED EFFECTIVELY IF USED PROPERLY!!!!
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by Nzane » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:21 pm

I missed this one. Apparently, they will travel too...........




SAN DIEGO TO FRESNO - NEED A DOMINATE PITHCER, 2ND, SS??
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- 14 & UNDER or 16 & UNDER'S -

LOOKING FOR A PICK UP PLAYER, TOURNAMENT PLAYER, OR UTILITY PLAYER WHO PITCHES, PLAYS MIDDLE INFIELD, & SLAPS???

DOES ANY ONE NEED A VERY EXPERIENCED DOMINATE PITCHER? SHE'S A TRUE 2ND BASE AND A GREAT SHORT STOP AS WELL. (she can also play 3rd, if needed)

SHE PLAYS THE OUTFIELD WHERE NEEDED COVERING A WIDE RANGE OF FIELD WITH GREAT SPEED AND A STRONG ARM.

SHE BATS LEFTY AND CAN BE A USEFUL SLAPPER WHO CAN MOVE RUNNERS AROUND, BUNT, AND HAS GREAT ON BASE PERCENTAGES.

NORMALLY BATTING IN THE #1 OR #2 POSITIONS SHE CAN BE USEFUL ANYWHERE IN THE LINE UP WITH HER ABILITY TO BUNT, MOVE RUNNERS, & PUT THE BALL IN PLAY.
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by Nzane » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:29 pm

I'm surprised she's available. I dont know of TOO many teams that couldn't use a dominating pitcher, that can play 2B, SS, 3B, OF, is fast, is a slapper, and that can be effective in the 1, 2, 3, or 4 spot in the lineup. They must be asking for a HUGE signing bonus........
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by 3rd Base Coach » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:31 pm

Does she live in Nigeria? Is she a daughter of a Prince. Does the team who is willing to sign her have to send 10% of $50 million dollars before she signs the Player Agreement?
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by Nzane » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:32 pm

I clicked on their webite, about the lessons. It say hitting, fielding, and pitching lessons. Gotta love the form of the cute little girl in the middle, fielding the ground ball with her throwing hand behind her back. Wonder if they teach that??
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by artomatic » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:51 pm

heard dad is a handful
Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
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by Nzane » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:55 pm

Well, according to the ad, they are willing to travel. From SD to Fresno. I guess thats the TRUE meaning of Travel Ball, lol!!

Hey Arto, you cant use a DOMINATING pitcher, that can play SS, 2B, 3B, OF, hit for power, hit for .avg, slap, steal bases, run the snack shack, do all the fund raising, and do the fields for you?? :mrgreen: :D :o :oops: :P :lol: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:
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by Ace » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:56 pm

Never heard of a dad who thinks his daughter is better than she really is. Thats a new one!
"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
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by Ace » Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:11 pm

The add is not as funny as the website. I really like the testimonials. Click on it and its empty. Begging for positive emails. :oops:
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by artomatic » Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:24 pm

Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
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