NumeroUno wrote:Lannie wrote:Sneakers are not that bad. Its like the stench from your DD's cleats on the Sunday evening drive home. I swear, I think if lightning struck a Shit house it would smell better.
Lannie you got a small chuckle out of me on that one, you are getting closer to that HEYBUCKET tee shirt...
Ok NumeroUno. Im tellin ya I want that shirt!!!! I want to be the first East Coaster to have one. Ill have to dig back in my foggy memory for some of my memorable exploits that some people would consider an ordeal. I consider it an adventure!
Speaking of the cold. Its snowing and 16 degrees here now. I would give anything to be back in the San Fernando Valley standing at that intersection in Reseda gawking at the sites. Not realizing that they have pressure pads on the sidewalks to stop the traffic at the entire intersection. It took me a couple of minutes to figure out what everyone was blowing their horn at. I guess when that lady rolled her window down and gave me the finger and told me to get my head out of my ass I kinda got the message.
And I only thought women from the coalfields knew how to use the finger. One thing is different about Cali woman and coalfield women. When a woman from the coalfields gives you the finger. She has a cigarette hangin out of her mouth and she even tells you what the finger means.
If you ever have the chance to go to a Furman University game and the student section starts chanting FU, FU, FU! It might confuse you for a second, but I think its the initals of the school.