Bernie Madoff is in court and my wife was thinking about those poor people that will never get their money back. I couldn't help but think...He took upwards of $60 Billion. Some estimates have Michael Jackson earning $500 Million in his career and at the time of his death he was $400 Million in Debt...that is less than $1 Billion.
So I asked myself, if Michael Jackson couldn't spend $1 Billion in his sick life, no one can. There must be at least $59.11 Billion left to split up. The sooner the better, so I don't have to see Sandy Koufax pimp his goods on ebay any longer.
Speaking of pimps (or should I say who they employ)...the most frustrating thing about Jackson's death is having to see Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton once again


























