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by NumeroUno » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:23 pm

Fishing Story

I finally got around to going fishing this morning, but after a while I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
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by softballdad » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:32 pm

Are you sure it was a snake or spazsdad :?
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by NumeroUno » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:37 pm

that snake is spazsdad's pet :lol: :lol:
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